Life with Sue
Sue: Why does that coffee taste so good?
Jait: Because I used the correct amount of coffee which you don't
Sue: No, I mean it had a different interesting flavor
Jait: I used tap water
Sue: WHAT? WHY??
When you offend yourself, you know its bad
Sue, on her underarm smell
Day 6

Sue’s yelling at me for coughing and not religiously taking the crazy holistic antibiotic she bought.

Are you getting your period? My teeth are moving around
Sue
Day 5

Sue yelled at me for “being irresponsible” because I left a pack of gum in my sweatshirt pocket in my laundry (which she said she likes doing and who am I to argue?) She told me i ruined the dryer but she was just being overly dramatic.

I woke up at 4am writhing in pain (from coughing all day) and was still up in time for Sue’s ex-boyfriend who stalks her (going on 10 years of almost nightly creepy phone calls) leaving the following message at 5am: “No one can help you. The police can’t help you. Look outside.”

Will this be a foreshadowing blogpost that they one day show on dateline??

Day 4

I am coughing up a lung due to illness (surprisingly not smoking). There are 2 bottles of cough medicine in the house and they both expired over 2 years ago. I am fairly certain my mom will come into my room any minute now to yell at me for coughing too much. I hope the wheezing stops soon.

Update: She didn’t yell, she went out and bought me cough medicine. Never fails to surprise me!!!

Day 3

Sue’s going to yell at me tomorow for not miraculously putting away everything I own in the no space she gave me in 3 days.

Day 2

Sue asked me to watch TV then she vetoed every show I put on and made me watch Two and a Half men

Day 1

Sue did not get out of the car as I struggled to move the rest of my possessions out of my apartment by myself in more than 4 trips, but she did yell at me for owning things.